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weird. geeky. anxious. nerdy. shy. writer. dreamer. artist. idealist. believer.
tags: #language #tattoos

zerogoukki:

deemzbeamz48:

naomicalhooligan:

officialmartinluther:

levantineviper:

Congratulations!

omygod

SAM WHAT DOES THIS SAY?

"I’m mouldy/rotten/dirty/filthy"…depends on the context. I’m not even joking.

I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS MEANS “I AM STINKY/DIRTY/ETC” AND I AM GOING TO DIE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD





rennertastic:

#actual professional clint barton



ofools:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

fun fact: some people reckon paul might have been ace cause of the whole ‘god gifted me with singleness which is tops and i wish everyone could stay single but to each his own’ thing (1 corinthians 7:6-9)



teaat2am:

the moon who loved the earth 

fun fact: tuxedo mask was the sailor scout of earth.  i didn’t know that until well into my teens.



echoing-artemis:

how-riddikulus:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHEN OUR DRAMA TOUR WENT TO NEW YORK EVERYONE AT LEAST ONCE BOUGHT A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL TO SHARE WITH THEIR FRIEND BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING HUGE AND THE SMALLEST MEAL YOU COULD GET WAS A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL
WTF AMERICAN MCDONALDS WHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY HAVE MEDIUM AND LARGE MEALS AND SELL TWO CHEESEBURGERS LITERALLY WHY?!!!

do you guys really sell like a 40 pk of nuggets tho wtf

seriously man I can’t even finish the kiddie size in America I’m so glad ours are the way they are

How do you get to the point where you feel the need to drink a family meal’s worth of soft drink in one sitting?

echoing-artemis:

how-riddikulus:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHEN OUR DRAMA TOUR WENT TO NEW YORK EVERYONE AT LEAST ONCE BOUGHT A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL TO SHARE WITH THEIR FRIEND BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING HUGE AND THE SMALLEST MEAL YOU COULD GET WAS A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL

WTF AMERICAN MCDONALDS WHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY HAVE MEDIUM AND LARGE MEALS AND SELL TWO CHEESEBURGERS LITERALLY WHY?!!!

do you guys really sell like a 40 pk of nuggets tho wtf

seriously man I can’t even finish the kiddie size in America I’m so glad ours are the way they are

How do you get to the point where you feel the need to drink a family meal’s worth of soft drink in one sitting?



As a random thought… 

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”



rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 



tags: #text post #joke

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong



beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda



the thing about using malay in my stories is then not asian people start using those words and i’m like

no



redqueen-theory:

cyber-wytch:

honey-andrevolution:

I’m just going to leave this here 

Magic

Amazing

redqueen-theory:

cyber-wytch:

honey-andrevolution:

I’m just going to leave this here 

Magic

Amazing





i’m gonna start just posting all my stupid questions to twitter