June 2012
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adventuresofcomicbookgirl:
sailorfailures:
#it’s from Rei btw
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spazmo:
Me: I should probably go shower now, hey…
Mum: Take care of your own life.
Dad: My theory is that the dirt can only stick to your skin so much. Once it reaches that point it just falls off.
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spazmo:
In a 1976 interview, Holly Woodlawn was asked by an exasperated Geraldo Rivera (who had received nothing but flip answers to his serious questions), “Please answer me: What are you? Are you a woman trapped in a man’s body? Are you a heterosexual? Are you a homosexual? A transvestite? A transsexual? What is the answer to the question?”
To which Woodland replied: ”But, darling,...
May 2012
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happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday i’m awesome
happy birthday to me
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handsinmyhaydnpockets replied to your post: so i just accidentally overdosed and the pills…
Holy crap, are you alright?!
Well my head’s a little foggier than usual but other than that I seem okay. If I was gonna need a doctor I’d have needed one by now. Thanks for your concern!
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reasons i don't wear make-up
f-ing concealer, how does it work
i could be spending that money on books, video games or food
nobody’s looking at me anyway
can’t be bothered to wash my face half the time
maybe that’s why nobody’s looking at me
stuff on my face impairs my style of eating
i’d worry about staining my clothes or smudging
i would find some way to eat it you know i would
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madelinelime replied to your post: madelinelime replied to your post: so i just…
They might have already dissolved, but it’s good you got it out.
I didn’t really get it out. I tried throwing up as soon as I swallowed them, ‘cause I realised pretty much straight away, so they wouldn’t have been dissolved. They didn’t come up though, and I figured if...
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madelinelime replied to your post: so i just accidentally overdosed and the pills…
water + mustard + pepper = barrrf
Thanks for the tip (never thought I’d be thanking someone for tips on how to make myself spew). I managed to throw up when I stuck my fingers down my throat though - the pills just didn’t come up.
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so i just accidentally overdosed
and the pills aren’t coming up no matter how many times i shove my fingers down my throat
feeling a little funny but it’s probably just psychosymatic
pretty sure i’m probably gonna be fine
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Dad bought Mum chocolates today
Mum: How nice is it that he still buys me chocolate even now that I’m not a young chick anymore?
Dad: You’re an old chick.
later (as I’m eavesdropping from the next room)
Mum: Thank you for buying me chocolate even when I’m revolting.
Dad: You’re my chick.
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Matt Demers dot com: Matt's Big Bastion Giveaway! →
mattdemers:
Hey all! It’s your friendly-neighborhood Matt Demers here with a bit of a giveaway to help jump-start my new bloggy-blogs. If you haven’t noticed lately, I’ve been trying to keep my site pumped with new reviews (almost) every day, from Korra to graphic novels to video games and music….
I keep hearing good stuff about this game, particularly the narrator, so I’m...
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spazmo said: YOU’RE GONNA EAT ALL THE CHIPS AREN’T YOU
Uh… sorry.
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sometimes i get upset
and then i forget why i was upset
and then i get upset that i’ve forgotten why i’m upset
because if you don’t know why you’re upset you can’t make it so you’re not upset
and then i eat things
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spiffyrock21:
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i was having a pretty good day until i remembered i’m stupid
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itsbobsledtime:
I would just like to clarify that Meatbags isn’t my cutesy nickname for Amanda.
It should be, though.
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itsbobsledtime:
Somebody from The Australian Book Review called me a “charming young woman.”
I read my own reviews because I am tacky.
If you are tacky I am the tackiest. It didn’t even occur to me that we might get reviews, but now I’m going to constantly be looking for them like a middle child seeking approval.
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“Just reminiscing about that time I held a worm while it pooed. You should have...”
– spazmo
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sometimes i just put my finger in my bellybutton and leave it there
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The 30 Harshest Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults in... →
commanderkari:
18. Tim Burton on Kevin Smith (after Smith jokingly accused Burton of stealing the ending of Planet of the Apes from a Smith comic book): “Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.”
19. Kevin Smith on Tim Burton (in response to “I would never read a comic book”): “Which, to me, explains fucking...
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i was drawing on the train today and the lady next to me said it gave her goosebumps
that was my nice thing of the day
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followers are dropping like flies
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i keep trying to do my notice of motion and affidavit
but every time i go to open the documents
i feel like crying
so i don’t
this is a problem
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sagebot:
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i was innocently looking at the steam deals
and now i have $25 worth of games in my cart
i’m trying to talk myself out of it
but games
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ATTENTION: MAJOR EPILEPSY WARNING FOR A TUMBLR... →
fuzzybagels:
fracturedrefuge:
If your Tumblr radar has an image from tripthelightfantastik (like mine does right now) and you are at all triggered by flashing gifs, DO NOT GO TO THEIR PAGE. The background on their page is a rapidly flashing gif in bright, neon colors.
(What…
Thanks! The bold title really caught my attention and it’s nice to know tumblr people are looking out...
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lover-root reblogged your photo: ohmygil: heavy sigh I hate these things…
but zimmerman stalking a 17 year old is justified? get the entire fuck out of here
Not saying it’s justified. I’m not saying anything about the Zimmerman case. I don’t think I know enough about that case to comment. I’m only saying that Alexander’s case has been misrepresented here.
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Now that we’re a bit into the second season of Game of Thrones, I’ve revised my opinion of certain characters.
People I Now Like:
Tyrone (that’s the Imp’s name, right?)
Sansa Stark (and I’ve learnt her name too)
People I No Longer Like:
The Brothel Owner Whose Name I Think Is Peter
Jon Snow (he’s boring and just walks around making sad faces in the snow)
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